The World According to Mitch

I just got an e-mail from the Microsoft Company Store confirming they were shipping my recent order… which I read as this:

‘We wanted to inform you that your most recent order of DOG TREATS is en route.’

This week’s ‘Gingit’ toll:

• 1 pair leather shoes (mine…)
• 1 Xbox 360 wireless controller
• 1 Wireless Notebook Presenter Mouse (for those keeping score her THIRD)
• The latest Macleans magazine
• A chequebook (the last one I had)
• 1 Lego helicopter (not mine)
• 1 EA Sports game (Aaron’s)

Sigh…