I Want My Money!

image

Every once is a while I do a quick Internet search of my name. If you’ve never done it, it can be fun and enlightening. And sometimes it can be maddening. To wit, I found this page about me today. Mitch Garvis Net Worth 2018: Wiki-Bio, Married, Dating, Family, Height, Age, Ethnicity (networthpost.org)

Now let me be clear. I was once an actor… for about a minute and a half. I do have a union credit, and so I do appear on imdb.com. With that said:

* I am no longer married (and have not been since 2014).

* I have not acted (or attempted to do so) in anything since 2006.

* I am not currently, nor have I ever been worth $950,000. Although, if someone disagrees with me on this, I will be more than happy to allow them to true-up my finances.

Really, people… I have no idea where they come up with these things. A more accurate number (owing to two divorces and some really bad decisions) would move the decimal two places to the left.

But as I said… anyone who wishes to make me worth $950,000 (in either Canadian or American funds) I will be very happy to allow you to.

** NOTE ** This is NOT an invitation to financial planners, get-rich-quick-schemers, or multi-level-marketing-“gurus” to reach out to me. I will take the opportunity to belittle you for that possible misunderstanding.

Have a great weekend!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s